Occupations according to Luke

Two stories.

First, a few days ago, Lance was joining me on a trip to the gym with all the kids during his break from school. He was getting all his running garb on which includes a bandanna tied over his head. Just as he finished tying it on, Luke walked by. He immediately stopped and yelled, "Hey, daddy! You're not a pirate!" So true, Luke, so true.

Then the next day it was just me and the kids at the gym. We were on our way home and it was quite the blizzard-y day. We all bundled up and with heads down started to run to the car. Half way there, we passed a group of some older grown-ups. One had a cowboy-ish hat on. I hardly noticed them, but Luke stopped in his tracks as they approached and yelled at the hat-wearing gentleman, "Hey, are you a cowboy?!" I don't know if the gentleman thought it was all that funny, but his friends sure did.